Dear Diary


AUG 12   Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow on them. I love it here.

OCT 14   Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

NOV 11   Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

DEC 2   It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel again. What a beautiful place. I love Pennsylvania.

DEC 12   More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here!

DEC 19   More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Stupid snow plow.

DEC 22   More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Dork!

DEC 25   Merry Christmas to you too. More snow. If I ever get my hands on that idiot who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill him. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this awful ice.

DEC 27   More white stuff last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white. The weatherman says to expect another 10" again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

DEC 28   That stupid weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white stuff this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and the idiot came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the crap he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his head.

JAN 4   Finally out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those stupid beasts should all be shot.

MAY 3   Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that salt they put all over the road.

MAY 10   Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in that God-forsaken state of Pennsylvania.


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